a time to laugh

ernestanderson

Rev. E. Anderson
AN OLDIE FUNNY

A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman. After a quick
inspection the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a $70 bill for
labour.

“Labour charges!” she exclaimed. “It only took you five minutes.”

The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on every house call.

“Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor,” the lady responded, and she
handed him a rake. The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard
bagging leaves.

A GENIE FUNNY

A salesman, an office manager, and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it…

POOF! A genie comes out. The genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.”

“Me first! Me first!” cries the office manager. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”

POOF! She’s gone.

In astonishment, the salesman shouts: “Me next! Me next! I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, and the love of my life.”

POOF! He’s gone.

“Okay, you’re up,” the genie says to the boss.

The boss says: “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

** The Moral of the Story: **
Always let your boss have the first say.

A CREDIT CARD FUNNY

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

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