A Time to Laugh served by Rev. E. Anderson
May 15, 2008 at 9:20 pm (A Time to Laugh)
Rev. E. Anderson
HUMOUR – MARRIAGE
At a Wedding Anniversary dinner to celebrate 37 years of married life the man replying to the toast told his audience that he and his wife had made a ‘NARGAIN’ right at the beginning.
It was that she could make all all the small decisions, but if a big problem arose she would agree that he should make the decision.
Just imagine he said how fortunate we have been in all our married life, - that even after 37 years we have never had to make a big decision yet!
Mary to her fiancé, John, ‘Wouldn’t it be lovely if we could bring my mother on our honeymoon trip to Kenya on Safari’.
John, ‘Yes dear, that would be just lovely!’. During the night on safari they heard an ENORMOUS ROAR and looking out they saw twenty paces away from mother , who because of the heat had taken a walk from her little tent,
A LION, TAIL TWITCHING ETC. – READY TO ‘POUNCE’.
Mary, ‘Oh John darling – YOU MUST DO SOMETHING’.
John, ‘Its all right dear, the lion has got himself into this fix, let him get out of it’.
FLYING SAUCERS
Two men were discussing the possibility of Flying Saucers and after a short discussion, Bill said, ‘Oh yes, I believe in Flying Saucers, but I didn’t think about them nor experience it until after I go it married.
WISE BEYOND HIS YEARS
A young clergyman, fresh out of training, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months. He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, “What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?” He thought for a moment and then said, “I would pass an offering plate.” He got the job.
